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Q-BALL ASTOUNDS WITH
ANOTHER VICTORY.
THOMPSON BREAKS THROUGH
FOR THE TEMPLETON CUP.
Sunday, April 26, 2015. 12:44 PM EDT.
By
Chuck Dumbass, Publisher.
SOUTHERN PINES, North Carolina (DOD) –
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In its
Silver Anniversary year, the Golf Trip has been changed forever,
as Mark "Q-Ball" Kimmet has claimed his third Turtle in four
years. After staking himself to an insurmountable seven point
lead in Saturday's third round of the Southern Pines
Invitational, Kimmet coasted home to victory on Sunday at the
Mid Pines course in Southern Pines. Normally Mid Pines is
where Turtle dreams go to die on Sundays. That could have
been the case again in 2015. . . .
[Read more in the
2015 Dimpled Orb Digest.
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Welcome to the Twenty Fifth Annual Golf Trip.
Our Silver Anniversary promises to be better than ever, with a special
commemorative dinner planned for the Pine Needles Wine Cellar on
Thursday evening. Other Anniversary activities may occur if anyone
decides to do them. For an account of how it all began, go
here.
In addition to being the Silver Anniversary, this year marks perhaps the
start of a generational transition. Since the beginning, the organizers
have hoped that the legacy of the Golf Trip would live on well past
their time here, and be passed on to the next generation of Turtle
hunters. Two of the charter members have begun that legacy, and will be
teamed up with their sons in this year’s event.
Abe “The Ghost” Wood
will replace Nathan “The Assassin” Nash as partner to his dad,
Michael “The Chairman”
Wood. Carlton
“The Gipper” Logue will stand in for Michael “The Hoser” Moser as
Greg “The
Loguemeister” Logue’s partner.
It is unlikely that The Ghost is ready to take over as Calcutta
Chairman. The Gipper would be hard pressed to wrest the task of
Tournament Director from the Loguemeister, at least for a few years.
Nonetheless, with their early start as apprentices, it won’t be long
until these youngsters are ready to transition into those duties. Kind
of makes you feel old, doesn’t it? Now if we could just find a young web
designer, statistician, photographer, archivist, and Orb editor.....
Returning this year seeking to reclaim the Turtle and the Templeton Cup
will be Danny
“Depot Stove” Pressley. After successfully completing the rehab
stint that caused him to miss last year’s event, The Stove should be
ready to go as
Dennis “Wilford Brimley” McClane’s partner.
Mike “Grizzly Adams”
King will be back to defend his 2014
Turtle in Absentia. His
partner is the ever-steady
Richard “The Envy”
Matlock. Mark
“Q-Ball” Kimmet, will be seeking his third Turtle in four years. His
partner Randy “Cool
Breeze” Gibson hopes to complete all four rounds after withdrawing
last year due to the birth of a grandchild. The rest of the field
consists of the old favorites, whose profiles may be viewed here on the
updated player page.
After twenty five years, here’s to the start of the second generation of
the Golf Trip.
--C. D.--
4/5/2015
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thanks to Joe Hudson at
HuskerMax for the Countdown
Clock.
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